We would not be the high-end sanitarium that we are if we failed to offer a few lawn games.
So, let’s play Tag.
- Take a photo of Quite Exploded merch at one of the locations below.
- Be the first to submit via email or tag us on Instagram.
- We’ll post your Tiny Triumph here and on our instagram (with whatever level of anonymity you require. 👀 )
- You’ll also receive a $10 discount toward your next order.
- Runner-ups will also be posted, because glory is not always punctual.
- At the end of each heat, one Mx. Contortionality, as determined by the Public Accommodations Committee, will also receive a $10 discount.
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Heat 1 - Opening Categories
- A diner, lunch counter, Waffle House-adjacent institution, or anywhere with a suspiciously damp, laminated menu.
- A morally complicated franchise, big-box landmark, or parking lot object of cultural significance.
- A CVS
- A roadside attraction, giant oddity, weird local landmark, or thing your town refuses to explain.
- Something with wheels that no longer runs properly.
- Tag 301: Advanced Bunburying - Hand gesture of your choosing near ( but not too close! Seriously! ) The Douchiest Vehicle this side of Xenophon.
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Rules, Restrictions, and Other Necessary Disclaimers
- Please do not trespass, harass strangers, photograph people without permission, or disrupt service workers.
- Submissions must feature actual Quite Exploded merch in the wild. We maintain a strict rule against performance-enhancing substances such as AI, Photoshoppery, ot composites.
- You may submit to multiple categories, but you may only win once per heat.
- Discount codes have no cash value and may not be combined unless Your Friend Bunbury is feeling unusually loose in the goose.
- A heat closes when all five categories have been claimed.
- You are it. Happy Bunburying.